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NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

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Artist: The Weeknd & Drake

Track: Trust Issues


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s-urfboardt:

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

sex omfg

#earfuck

i felt this throu my entire body

OH MY

Encore

BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

Gotta have headphones for this one, preferably studio headphones

maybe because i’m left handed but

drake left, weeknd right

orgasmic. 

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dreamerofderse:

oh this is gonna be good

I was not disappointed 

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i cant believe i jacked it to hentai just now, wow

vapor-man:

now that i have your attention, remember that capitalism is killing our nation

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Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

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guardianof-memories:

the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson

I think we all know who’s behind this

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Air Snape makes a sassy comeback

#Snape on a plane

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couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

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MUSICAL NOTATION, AS DESCRIBED BY CATS

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(I would have liked to crop some of these gifs (like the accent ones) to make them more accurate but alas, I lack the skills.)

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bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

SPOT.

Oh.

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Quick and simple lifehacks.

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a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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